Yi Jianlian nickname post

In order to prepare what lots are saying is the most likely outcome for tonight's draft, place your nominations for nicknames for Yi here

I can only take credit for a few of these:

Ancient Chinese Secret
Yi-Money (Gerald Green reference)
Chairman Yi (in honor of his workout partner)
Yi Doc Gone
Year of the Dog
The Hick From Shenzhen Provence
Red II
Feng Shui-tness